Dam it!

Carson: Dad I just saw a mouse. He was nice tho. He was brown and white.

Just incase he was telling the truth altho no signs of a mouse I set out traps.

1 week later. Signs of a mouse. Moms sets out traps where she left me presents.

3 hours later Dad says to mom are you up stairs?

NO, mom says

Come down here and listen.

YES caught the mouse.

So we decided to let it sit over night to die first.

6am

What the hell!! This isn't laying down either it is stuck between the shelf and the backing.

DAM HAIRLESS BITCH YOU WILL PAY.

Needless to say now there are 5 traps and decon she will die!!!!

Please forgive me god!!